from rhymeswithsnitch

At a press conference to promote an upcoming boxing match Mike Tyson admitted he's only been clean and sober for six days and that he's been lying about his sobriety...

Mike explained to the assembled media,  
"I wanna change my life, I wanna live a different life now. I wanna live my sober life. I don't wanna die. I'm on the verge of dying, because I'm a vicious alcoholic."
“I haven’t drink or took drugs in six days. And for me that’s a miracle. I’ve been lying to everybody who thinks I’m sober. I’m not. This is my sixth day. I’m never going to use again.”